I so enjoy getting "inside the heads" of things that should not have thoughts!

And thinking about random products at an Amazon distribution center, who are brought together in groups for order fulfillment and then packaged up for shipping... having them see themselves as sales reps seemed fitting. They get called to meetings--less often if they're not very popular with customers-- and they go out in the field. And they definitely have opinions about how well the other "sales reps" are doing the job. :)

I had thought about using Peter Pan peanut butter at first, because 'Peter' is definitely a name, and the other products could then frown on his "unprofessional" business attire. But Skippy was much more concise, humor-wise. It's also a name, but not one you would want to use as your professional name.

And yet, poor Hank just can't get a break... ;)